First toot! 🐘 Breaking the ice with a dad joke: Why don’t elephants use computers? Because they’re afraid of the mouse.

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"Me voy a Suecia, allá la gente tiene gustos decentes y me siento más a gusto."
"Paco, vos te vas a Suecia porque la mayoría de gente allá es cogeviejas y adora los anales."

#Suecia #Humor #Paco #MastoHumor

I was discussing with my friend how difficult it has become to make money from streaming in Russia and made this silly spelling error ^^' The funny thing is that it can be smoothly translated into English and still be as silly and funny!

let'splaydicks
...

i think that could be a killer name for a channel...

#mastohumor #funzies

#mastohumor #umorismo
Essendo la velocità della luce maggiore di quella del suono, alcuni politici sembrano brillanti prima di sentire le stronzate che dicono.

@Sheril

🎵​ If on Isle
You have found
twelve-foot birds
on the ground
That's a Moa...🎵​

I...I'll see myself out.

#mastohumor

Yep, nothing but old white dudes 😂
#MastoHumor

Però c'è da dire che nessuno ha ancora detto:
"Non possiamo accogliere tutto Twitter. Aiutiamoli a casa loro" 😂

#mastohumor

Carly Rae Jortsen

#canada #mastohumor #why