Manhattan DA Alvin Bragg Sues Jim Jordan For Being A Dick. A Lawsplainer!

Jim Jordan started shit, and now there will be shit.

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House Republicans Will Defend Trump By Showing Their Whole Asses In New York

PA. THET. IC.

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EdwardO'Reilly on Twitter

“@SoxOnTheBrain Donnie Trump on his way to NYC. Strangely,he keeps saying that he's seeing the image of someone who will NEVER be indicted. Poor fellow,no one believes him....#cinemon”

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Trump Howls As Pecker Leaks All Over Grand Jury

These headlines really write themselves.

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Joe Tacopina: Trump's Newest Bad Lawyer

It's your very legally amateur Sunday show rundown!

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Trump Sends Former Michael Cohen Lawyer To Manhattan Grand Jury To Talk Smack About ... Michael Cohen

It's only a dumb idea if it doesn't work. (It doesn't appear to have worked.)

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Kellyanne Conway, Michael Cohen, Stormy Daniels Walk Into A Bar. Bartender Says 'Grand Jury's One Block Over'

I got a feelin', that tonight's gonna be good night.

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