Byte marks.

Maybe if they could just try a _little_ harder to be something other than completely incompetent dip-shits?

At what point do we need to decide if we're going full satire or just bumbling slapstick as our central operating theme?

"US cyber defense chief accidentally uploaded secret government info to ChatGPT"

Source: https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2026/01/us-cyber-defense-chief-accidentally-uploaded-secret-government-info-to-chatgpt/

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US cyber defense chief accidentally uploaded secret government info to ChatGPT

Congress recently grilled the acting chief on mass layoffs and a failed polygraph.

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"If it wasn't for us you'd be speaking german."
--Donald J. Trump, speaking in a country where 62.6% of the population speaks german as their first language.

Me shouting at the TV: "Not as easy as you thought to fight someone so stupid, is it?" 🤦‍♂️

Honestly, it's like trying to drag your addled racist uncle out of the Pier 1 store at the mall.

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Who's wants to tell him?

"it’s only that a boat landed there hundreds of years ago"
--Donald Trump, the petulant 3rd-grader using his very best letter-writing skills to explain to Norway's king why 'Murica should get Greenland as a consolation prize since he wasn't given the Nobel Peace Prize.

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Uno Reverse Card?

So, is telling a lie about a lie somehow akin to telling the truth in the Republican MAGA mind?

I only ask because I've got three more years of this shit to deal with...

“'That’s not true, congresswoman,' Belisario said." *

* What AOC claimed was 100% true, Watters said "I think AOC wants to sleep with Miller." I watched the clip of him saying it with my own lying eyes.

Source: https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/aoc-tells-fox-news-host-151903596.html

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AOC tells Fox News host he can either stop being a ‘pervert’ or ask for interviews, but ‘not both’

Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez rejected an interview request from Jesse Watters' producer, citing the host's past comment that she wanted to "sleep with...

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