Trump & der Friedensnobelpreis
Donald Trump für den Friedensnobelpreis?
Klar. Und ich bekomme morgen den Physik-Nobelpreis, weil ich mal eine Glühbirne gewechselt habe.

Seine „Friedenserfolge“ bestehen aus Selfies mit Autokraten, gescheiterten Nordkorea-Dates und dem Abriss multilateraler Strukturen. Aber hey — nominieren kann jeder, der einen Stift halten kann.

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Stewart/Colbert 2028: Because if you’re gonna be governed by jokes, they might as well be 𝑝𝑟𝑜𝑓𝑒𝑠𝑠𝑖𝑜𝑛𝑎𝑙𝑠. At least these two know when they’re being ironic.
Sharp suits, sharper minds—and, finally, satire you can trust! 🇺🇸🎤 #StewartColbert2028 #MakeSatireGreatAgain
Master of Disaster
If megalomania had a haircut, and the world were a piece of chewing gum.

There he is – the man who wanted to make America great again and instead sacrificed the climate, diplomacy, and grammar.
Two terms? Not enough. Why not go full dictator, with a golden throne and a Fox News theme tune?

Fun fact: The Earth in his mouth isn’t a symbol – it’s breakfast.
Continents taste like power, and ozone makes a fine cologne for that red tie.

God bless ’Murica – and good luck, planet.



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