Dear news editors,

If you use phrases like:
- Blasts
- Eviscerates
- Destroys
- Claps back

...in your #headlines, I'm not clicking on your dumb article. I'm tired of you pretending like someone's tepid #opinion or social media feud is exciting #news.

#ClickBait #journalism #FactsNotFear #FactsNotOpinion #MakeNewsBoringAgain