- I'm applying the "madman throry"
- What's that?
- If you act like a madman, issue contradictory demands, become unpredictable and unpleasant, people just cave in, become compliant and then you can get whatever you want.
- Ah, okay. Have you tried just asking first?
- No. I haven't, you think I should try?
- Yes. So, what do you want?
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- Acting like a madman whenever the fuck I want!
🌊 #woke
