#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingChristmasIsBullcrapNotNews; because #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

#Nope... These are not #ChristmasMincePies; because #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

These are #Nopevember #MincePies; #MadeWithPastry...

#AllPastryIsGoodPastry | #RedBeanBearSaysSo

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