"And on the night of August 14th, 1997, everyone just assumed he would extend his record by playing in his 2432nd consecutive game 'cause that's what Cal does." - MAC MONTANDON, The Rumor, The Rumor #TheRumor #MacMontandon

"And we've never eaten an elephant, either." - MAC MONTANDON, The Four Keys, The Rumor #TheRumor #WorldElephantDay #MacMontandon

"It seems Costner might be an Audi fan." - MAC MONTANDON, Something Magic Happens, The Rumor #TheRumor #MacMontandon

"Do I really think Cal Ripken beat up Kevin Costner and then told the Orioles to fake a power outage to preserve his streak and legacy?" - MAC MONTANDON, To Love Somebody, The Rumor #TheRumor #KevinCostner #HappyBirthdayKevinCostner #MacMontandon

"And it's based on the alleged events of August 14th, 1997." - MAC MONTANDON, The Stories You Don't Hear About, The Rumor #TheRumor #MacMontandon

"The trespassing one happened July 11th of '97." - MAC MONTANDON, Something Magic Happens, The Rumor #TheRumor #MacMontandon

"In the end, David declared the story false - mostly because in his mind, it just never passed the sniff test." - MAC MONTANDON, The Rumor, The Rumor #TheRumor #MacMontandon

"Now, why are we awkwardly casing yet another house in the Baltimore suburbs?" - MAC MONTANDON, Something Magic Happens, The Rumor #TheRumor #MacMontandon

"So I sent a request to the Baltimore Police Department." - MAC MONTANDON, Something Magic Happens, The Rumor #TheRumor #MacMontandon

"We drink cheap, yet expensive, beer!" - MAC MONTANDON, The Old Box, The Rumor #TheRumor #NationalDrinkBeerDay #MacMontandon