Mastodawn

Faubourg Saint Glin-Glin Jun 29, 2025

Paul-Edmond est trumpiste, tendance muskovite. Il est tellement big fan d'Elon qu'il s'est porté volontaire pour devenir bêta-testeur de la version 0 de Neuralink. Il s'est donc fait greffer un bout de son visage sur un robot dont le processeur à été programmé pour penser comme Paul-Edmond, et son corps surgelé a été envoyé sur Mars dans un cybertruck Tesla dans un Starship SpaceX pour servir de compost à une future ferme biologique martienne de culture de patates. Paul-Edmond est très content, il est toujours aussi con, mais il est content. Il est très fier d'être un gros bêta testeur...
#dessin #drawing #crayon #pencildrawing #pencil #trumpisme #muskovite #neuralink #tesla #cybertruck #starship #spacex #art #fediart #coloredpencil

SirWumpus 👾🍁Jun 7, 2025

I keep waiting for the #Muskovite to start launching Falcon 9 rockets from a volcano crater.

erstwhile Apr 22, 2025

Such lovely news, post holiday ...

I suppose with #MITRE being on life support and #OpenSCAP being a dependent of same, I guess I now have to start earnest work in in finding a cross distribution Threat Intelligence solution . . apparently I've 11 months to do this in, and as usual FA budget.

Degradation is likely to be faster than first anticipated, as the funding thins out to *Nothing* rather rapidly, the funding vultures, and newly promoted, post cut Shite Hawks work their magic.

At first blush, one hopes EUVD can emit OVAL files . . an investigatory task for tomorrow, after Mail Mountain is scaled.

#Infosec #Security #TangerinePalpatine #Muskovite

PrinceAeneas Mar 13, 2025

Do you have the skills to stop the #Muskovite s? It's #tablut .

Frankie ✅Mar 11, 2025

What Really Happened With the DDoS Attacks That Took Down X

First, Never Believe Anything #Muskovite Says.

https://www.wired.com/story/x-ddos-attack-march-2025/

#news #tech #technology #socialmedia #twitter #elonmusk #ddos

What Really Happened With the DDoS Attacks That Took Down X

Elon Musk said a “massive cyberattack” disrupted X on Monday and pointed to “IP addresses originating in the Ukraine area” as the source of the attack. Security experts say that's not how it works.

WIRED

PoetGreg Feb 4, 2025

#Trump #Repost #share #ElonMusk #Elon #Muskovite #musk #socialsecurity #Medicare #Medicaid #vets #Veterans #vetranbenefits
ELON MUSK NOW HAS CONTROL OVER YOUR MONEY. THAT MEANS HE HAS CONTROL OVER YOU! CALL YOUR REPRESENTATIVE, DEMOCRAT OR REPUBLICAN. TELL THEM TO REJECT THIS!