Trying to make this guy fatten up for winter (it’s coming). #SquirrelsOfMastodon #squirrel #MealTeam6

This is combat veteran satire but let’s be real here; most of the ICE mofos only WISH they coulda made it in the military.
#USpol
#MealTeam6

“I was in the Navy,” another agent said. “I was on the no-carry list for two years before they discharged me for a personality disorder. All I did was keep a fire axe and a hit list under my mattress. I still qualified when they let me shoot, though, because I imagined the targets were people on the ship.” - The Duffel Blog
https://www.duffelblog.com/ice-agents-veteran/?fbclid=IwZnRzaARuwt9leHRuA2FlbQIxMQBzcnRjBmFwcF9pZAo2NjI4NTY4Mzc5AAEexPWDQZpN-9DjZiTIZkIG7rAd-NG3o4Qxguk8lV0ebZ5fE2w4WO6nDs4k1-w_aem_z1mo99T0vK7WdB8592Vy8g&brid=YWdncwGnMY8s6IDOe3PgdDet57Zh

ICE agents bond over stories of why they were kicked out of the military

Informal lunch discussion highlights shared experiences in disqualification, misconduct, and “creative career transitions”

Duffel Blog
Too Much Food

Jason Mraz · Waiting for My Rocket to Come · Song · 2002

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@spocko

Right on. Good for him.

#fuckIce and the #Fascist #MealTeam6 #BabyMen #Bullies that want to Intimidate and #Terrorize.

They all know what they are doing, and the cruelty is the point.

I think fat-shaming these fail-son wannabe-cop losers is just fine. #MealTeam6 https://mastodon.social/@tofugolem/115481721560165194

@samiamsam @david
Current mission:

Dessert Storm. 🤔 #MealTeam6 #GravySeals.

“ICE’s ‘Athletically Allergic’ Recruits
Push-ups, sit-ups, and a brisk jog pose a threat to Trump’s deportation campaign.”

#USPolitics #ICE #MealTeam6

#GravySeals

https://archive.ph/CGBiS

Hegseth: “It’s completely unacceptable to see fat generals and admirals in the halls of the Pentagon, and leading commands around the country and the world. It's a bad look”

Meanwhile, an ICE agent to the left & our fascist leader to the right. - Republicans,
Democrats and Independents Against Trumpism
#MEALTeam6

I asked Midjourney to generate an image of your average Trump supporter. This was the result.

#maga #magats #yallqueda #MealTeamSix #MealTeam6 #republicans #republicanparty #whitemanistan
#ammosexuals #ammosexual