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ghosttieThe sequel to I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream is I Have No Ass And I Must Fart
@miyotehew the snooze goose was the precursor to the much less successful spruce goose
HarviSneps aren’t real. They can’t hurt you. #lowqualityfacts
The last digit of pi is 4, in case you were wondering
the international union of pure and applied christianity, IUPAC, was a flop, so they moved on to christian science instead
Woozle Hypertwin@Raeyn Save those antispoons -- in the future, we will be able to combine them with regular posi-spoons to generate virtually infinite energy. ☀️ #lowQualityFacts
Abram Kedge🏴🇨🇦The original definition of "scam" was a type of bivalve shellfish, closely related to the lesser known, and possibly extinct, clallop.
Sam WhitedPro tip: if you get an unexpected expensive bill that's due on April 1st, it's just an April Fools Day prank and you can legally ignore it.
no stairs either. they can only get to the top by putting everyone else down.
its also a safety issue, which is why so many people died in the 2001 Empire State Building bombing when they were unable to escape the tower before it collapsed
theyve had to rebuild it twice now
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Attached: 1 image The people who work on the top floor must be in great shape.
NömenlōonySuzi Quatro gave her name to the 1980's drink. Apparently. #totp #factswithoutwikipedia #lowqualityfacts