Hi recent bluesky arrivals, first, welcome.

While you were over there, did you happen to notice a cute little iphone case, blue with a scratch on the top left?

I think I might have dropped it there whilst typing a volatile post of some sort.

If you do see it, send it to me, C.O. P.O. box ‘JOHN MASTODON’, he’ll sort it right for me.

Thanks in advance!

#Bluesky #Lostthings

It's time to talk about the elephant in the room...

(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #FarSide #TheFarSide #GaryLarson #Elephants #Pachydon #LostThings #ElephantsOfMastodon #HideAndSeek

Well F***

Ich habe im Schwimmbad meinen liebsten (und einzigen) Ring verloren 😢😰

Ich hatte ihn damals von einem Mittelalterlichen Spektakulum...
Ich frage so schnell es geht an, ob das Schwimmbad ihn finden kann. Aber wie beschreibe ich ihn...?

#lost #LostThings
#stupid

Good morning. 🍄🍄🍄

3 May 2025

I bought some white PVC patches to fix the holes in our fence—two different kinds at two different times. And now? I can't find either one. Over a week ago, I went on a full-blown search, only to come up empty-handed. Eventually, I gave up, figuring that if I just waited, I’d stumble across them sooner or later. But so far? Not a.

Where do lost things go? Do they fade into some mysterious void after a certain amount of time? It’s strange how often I tuck something away in a “safe spot” only to completely forget where that obvious place was. Maybe it’s not the objects disappearing into the void—maybe it’s my memory.

If I ever do find them, I’ll probably just think, “Oh, yeah.” Until then, maybe I’ll do what I did last time and just reorder.

"Some things are lost forever, but some things come back." — Stephen King

#photo #photography #photographer #photographylovers #nature #morning #LostThings #memory #mushroom

Do elasticated hair ties elope off to another dimension with teaspoons ?

I own about a bajillion of each yet can never - well hardly ever - find any when I need one !

#LostThings #Teaspoons

So I walked past Fast Eddies Perth restaurant today probably for the first time since I last dined there. They closed in May 2019 well before the Covid lockdowns that probably would have finished them anyway.
I peered through the glass and saw that everything was still in place all the fixtures and fittings, menus in the racks, napkins of the counter. Even the Fast Eddies stained glass window was still there.
I used to be a regular when I worked at WA Newspapers in the 80s. On night shift I would go there at 3am for my "lunch" my favourite at that time was their chilli bowl.
Later we would still go when we wanted an out of normal hours meal or a special Sunday morning breakfast.
#Perth #Nostalgia #LostThings