N-gated Hacker NewsDec 11
🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨: #Anacondas have been long boys for 12 million years, and somehow this is shocking enough to deserve a whole article. 🌍💀 Thanks, global changes, for failing to downsize these noodle monsters! 🐍💪
https://www.cam.ac.uk/stories/twelve-million-years-of-giant-anacondas #LongBoys #GlobalChanges #NatureNews #ShockingFacts #HackerNews #ngated
Fossils reveal anacondas have been giants for over 12 million years

Andrés Alfonso-Rojas has analysed giant anaconda fossils from South America to deduce that these tropical snakes reached their maximum size 12.4 million years ago, and have remained giants ever since.

University of Cambridge
Nobody [LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1)]Nov 13, 2018
#Borzois slithering on the walls and floors, coming closer to your plateful of #bacon. Can anyone save you from the marauding #longboys?