‘We’re not out to get anyone – we just want to slow you down’: why do #lollipop people face so much #road rage ?
the number of #crimes committed in the #UK that mentioned “road rage” or “aggressive driving” in police logs had shot up by 34% in three years.
https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2026/may/13/why-do-lollipop-people-face-so-much-road-rage

They just want to help children safely across the road on their way to and from school. Yet lollipop people are having to wear body cameras after an increase in abusive and dangerous drivers. How did things get so out of hand?
> IKEA is coming out with a meatball lollipop in Canada and we swear this is real
This is another example of our timeline being contaminated by the April Fools' timeline. I'm worried the two may in future merge, and we'll be stuck with all this wacky stuff.
#IKEA #AprilFools #MeatballLollipop #lollipop #meatball #MmmBorkBorkBork