#ai #job #linkedin #artificialintelligence | Seven Shurygin

Hey guys I dont want to keep complaining about #AI but I literally just posted a joke on LinkedIn and this stupid a$$ system posted a #job for "Sushi Connoisseur" on #LinkedIn on behalf of my former employer Smartex.ai 🤦 Is there ANYONE STILL ALIVE AT Microsoft OR ARE YOU ALL MAC MINIS NOW? 😂 ARE WE ALL STUPID YET? WHAT THE HELL IS THIS? WHY IS THERE NO HUMAN REVIEW FOR THIS BS? WHAT!? HOWWW! lol If you do want to apply for 🍣 Sushi Connoisseur I guess DM Rita Santos until they remove this #ArtificialIntelligence "feature" 😉 MSFT is currently on WallStreet being promoted at $421,04 per share and the company is ranked #3 MOST PROFITABLE COMPANY ON THE PLANET After Alphabet Inc. and aramco RAKING IN ~$281.7B/ARR and this is their version of quality when it comes to AI 💀

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'Officers reported that the resident, who appreciated their concern, was playing a “bubble pop” game and trying to beat her record level.'

https://www.cleveland.com/community/2026/04/video-game-playing-senior-sparks-concern-then-relief-at-westlake-police-department.html

Video game-playing 91-year-old sparks concern, then relief for Westlake police

A voluntary automated welfare check system for residents alerted police that an enrolled resident did not answer her check-in phone call.

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Kiedy masz odpowiedzieć komuś, a zamiast tego się jebiesz i wysyłasz cały film animowany przez prywatną wiadomość 🙃

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They caught one of my colleagues and arrested him. I swear he was just running a few scripts to quickly test a server without asking. It’s like when you’re walking by and lean against a wall for a moment to rest, and then there just happens to be a door there, and the door is only ajar and not locked. So you lean against it, the door swings open, and you happen to fall into a living room. Is that considered a break-in?

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