#Meanwhile...
#Speaking of #FictionalColonels and #LittlePointyShoes... | #WorkOfFiction
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#TrueStory #FunnyStory | #QuickFireRound | πͺπΊπͺ
#PartOne of #Two:
#When #TheBFF and I bought this place (#OurCurrentHome); the #Agent / #Realtor showed us round the garden (with his #LittlePointyShoes)... There's a wee stream and his #Recommendation was that we channel it through the rest of the garden and make a #WaterFeature...
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#WithRespectFlower...
#FuckOff
#DoubleFuckOff
#AllTheWayOverThere
#AllTheWayOverThere
#AndThere
#OverThere
#AndBackAgain...
#ThisIsNotChina... #NotDeathOnTheFuckingNileNeither...?!?
#TrueStory | #InspiredByRealEvents
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X (formerly Twitter)#Today's #Wisdom...
There are #TwoTypes of #People; #Those that #Wear #LittlePointyShoes, and #Those that #DoNot...
#SayNo to #LittlePointyShoes | #HappyPrideMonthPeople
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#HonestlyTruly... #JustLook at the #LittlePointyShoes...
#IT's like 4 x #EstateAgents / #Realtors at a #Wedding...
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