#Meanwhile...

#Speaking of #FictionalColonels and #LittlePointyShoes... | #WorkOfFiction

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#TrueStory #FunnyStory | #QuickFireRound | ๐Ÿช–๐Ÿบ๐Ÿช–

#PartOne of #Two:

#When #TheBFF and I bought this place (#OurCurrentHome); the #Agent / #Realtor showed us round the garden (with his #LittlePointyShoes)... There's a wee stream and his #Recommendation was that we channel it through the rest of the garden and make a #WaterFeature...

๐Ÿง™โ€‹๐Ÿค–โ€‹๐Ÿค–โ€‹๐Ÿง™ | โ€‹๐Ÿฆนโ€‹๐Ÿฆ„โ€‹๐Ÿฆน 

https://twitter.com/PearRaider/status/1266443427375386626

PSiReN-X (@PearRaider) on X

#WithRespectFlower... #FuckOff #DoubleFuckOff #AllTheWayOverThere #AllTheWayOverThere #AndThere #OverThere #AndBackAgain... #ThisIsNotChina... #NotDeathOnTheFuckingNileNeither...?!? #TrueStory | #InspiredByRealEvents ๐Ÿงก๐Ÿค–โš”๏ธ๐Ÿบโš”๏ธ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿงก

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#Today's #Wisdom...

There are #TwoTypes of #People; #Those that #Wear #LittlePointyShoes, and #Those that #DoNot...

#SayNo to #LittlePointyShoes | #HappyPrideMonthPeople

๐Ÿง™โš”๏ธ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿบ๐Ÿค–โš”๏ธ๐Ÿง™ | ๐Ÿ›ซโ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿป๐Ÿš€โ˜•๐Ÿ›ฌ

#HonestlyTruly... #JustLook at the #LittlePointyShoes...

#IT's like 4 x #EstateAgents / #Realtors at a #Wedding...

๐Ÿง™โš”๏ธ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿบ๐Ÿค–โš”๏ธ๐Ÿง™ | ๐Ÿกโ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿช๐Ÿฆ„๐Ÿชโ˜•๐Ÿก

#LetMe #MakeThis #QuiteClear; there will be no #LittlePointyShoes... #ZeroPointyShoes | #RedLines

#TheGreatMastodon #PointyShoeEmbargo; #LetsMakeITHappen, #People...

๐Ÿง™โš”๏ธ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿบ๐Ÿค–โš”๏ธ๐Ÿง™ | ๐Ÿงโ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿช๐Ÿฆ„๐Ÿชโ˜•๐Ÿง