June BlueSpruceAug 10, 2025

“We are now a nation governed not by leaders, but by increasingly cartoonish simulations animated more by vanity than virtue, more by stagecraft than statecraft. And there is no better mascot for this decline and rot than Vice President J.D. Vance, the Appalachian Horatio Alger turned Beltway embarrassment.

“In his latest escapade, Vance demanded river waters rise in homage to his kayak.”

#vance #JDVance #kayak #Corruption #littlemiamiriver #armycorpsofengineers

https://open.substack.com/pub/blueamp/p/of-canoes-and-caesars-jd-vances-imperial

Of Canoes and Caesars: J.D. Vance’s Imperial Birthday Float

The pampered prince of political prostitution enjoys the spoils of betraying everything he ever said he believed

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StacesCases2 🇨🇦 📎Aug 8, 2025
#JDVance faces MASSIVE backlash after his absurd, wasteful and ecosystem-threatening demand to have the #ArmyCorpsofEngineers redirect dam water to raise water levels of the #LittleMiamiRiver in #Ohio so he could KAYAK down it for his BIRTHDAY! - #TheDamageReport youtu.be/wflHIPeS5Bw?...

JD Vance SINKS As Disastrous K...
JD Vance SINKS As Disastrous Kayaking Demand Exposed By Secret Service Request

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Paul Chambers🚧Aug 7, 2025
I'm just gonna say this non-political bit about #JDVance raising the Little Miami River water level ... Abuse of power aside, there are a lot of people not affiliated with Vance very happy today. It is a canoeing river. I've been on that river more than a thousand times. I was raised on that river Between Morrow, Foster, Loveland and Branch Hill, Ohio. I got Baptized in that River. I had a cousin die in that river. We rode our bikes to that river every day. I made love under the moonlight on the banks of that river more than once. I was hit by a car River Road in Loveland Ohio and knocked unconscious onto the banks of that river. There's probably remnants of a 40 year old trotline still lingering around somewhere I forgot to pull in. All this before I even turned 20. Abuse of power aside, there are some happy people this week. #USPol #LittleMiamiRiver #Ohio . FYI, I am in no way condoning his abuse of power.