Johanna “Jonnie” WilderGifted-Child Syndrome
A play in two acts. The origin of my nickname “Special Eddy” perhaps.
The Blizzard of ’78
The night before the blizzard of '78, me and my brother were playing cards. When I was in the middle of saying, "Go Fish" the radio came on with, "There is a traveler's advisory for all of Indiana and parts of Ohio." I'm glad my mom was not home because if she heard that, she would kill us (my two sisters, my brother and I). Today was my unlucky day: my mother works at a radio station. The next day, "The Blizzard of '78" had started. Everyone yelled, "No school!" That was the last straw! I […]
Fuck Your Social MediaA PSA to Promoters:
https://fysm.world/a-psa-to-promoters/
Don’t have a shit ton of bands on a weekday lineup. People got work tomorrow! And yes, I just got back from Less Than Perfect,
and Blood Across The Sky,
and Stacc Styles,
and Carnal Contempt,
and Endpass,
and Hed PE
on a weekday. That’s a ton of bands for a 7:30pm start time and I don’t think you need to be an introvert to find that exhausting. Although, being an introvert helps.
It […]
#bloodAcrossTheSky #endpass #HedPE #lessThanPerfect #metal #staccStyles
Retro LibrarianWhat are you watching tonight?
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Tuesday ABC 2003, 8 Simple Rules, According to Jim, Less Than Perfect.
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#Abc #Television #TvShow #8SimpleRules #JohnRitter #AccordingToJim #LessThanPerfect #JimBelushi #CourtneyThorneSmith #SaraRue #Retro #Vintage
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Tuesday ABC 2003, 8 Simple Rules, According to Jim, Less Than Perfect.
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#Abc #Television #TvShow #8SimpleRules #JohnRitter #AccordingToJim #LessThanPerfect #JimBelushi #CourtneyThorneSmith #SaraRue #Retro #Vintage
HotPinkGoblinCurrent mental state:
Me: You should watercolor paint something Christmas-y.
Also, Me: Yeah, but you know it won't turn out as perfect as any tutorial you follow.
Me: Listen, it's not about perfection. It's about TRYING.
Also, Me: OK. But don't blame me when you don't finish it because it isn't perfect and I warned you.
Me: SHHHHHHHH.