[FIN]

And thus ends the annual retelling of the Great Turkey Drop of 1978!
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[Mr. Carlson:]

As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!
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[Les Nessman:]

I really don't know how to describe it. It was like the turkeys mounted a counter-attack.
… It was almost as if they were... organized!
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[an undetermined amount of time later, back at the studio. A dazed and feathered Les Nessman returns with a hundred yard stare.]

Venus Flytrap: Les! Are you okay?

Les Nessman: I don't know…

A man and his two children tried to kill me. After the turkeys hit the pavement, the crowd kind of scattered but, some of them tried to attack me! I tried to jam myself into a phone booth….
Then Mr. Carlson had the helicopter land in the middle of the parking lot.

I guess he thought he could save the day by turning the rest of the turkeys loose.

It gets pretty strange after that.
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[Meanwhile, back at the studio with Dr. Johnny Fever:]
Les? Les? Les, are you there? Les isn't there.
Thanks for that on-the-spot report, Les.

For those of you who've just tuned in, the Pinedale Shopping Mall has just been bombed with live turkeys. Film at eleven. #WKRP #LesNessman

People are running about. The turkeys are hitting the ground like sacks of wet cement!

Folks, I don't know how much longer... The crowd is running for their lives. I think I'm going to step inside. I can't stand here and watch this anymore. No, I can't go in there. Children are searching for their mothers and oh, not since the Hindenburg tragedy has there been anything like this. I don't know how much longer I can hold my position here, Johnny. The crowd...
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