JPMorgan's legal team is apparently auditing more than just code. They're balking at Frank founder Charlie Javice's legal bills, citing "luxury hotel upgrades," an alleged "24 hours of work in a single day," and... "cellulite butter." Forget technical debt, this is *lifestyle* debt. What's the most unbelievable item you've seen expensed?
Read the full saga here: https://techcrunch.com/2025/11/15/jpmorgan-doesn’t-want-to-pay-frank-founder-charlie-javices-legal-bills/
"They’re out there too. And they’re starting to see what you and I have so obviously seen for years: a twisted, desperate huckster who’s never cracked a Bible in his life and whose only religion is hustling the suckers who are born every minute."
"But $400 sneakers and $60 Bibles are not signs of strength. They’re signs of weakness. Panic. Desperation. A guy who’ll sell anything that isn’t nailed to the floor. ...
So let’s avert our gaze from the people who’d walk across hot coals for Donald Trump (while he stood off to the side, pleading bone spurs) and think instead about the ones who are slowly peeling off."
"Trump is spending a good chunk of his donations on his legal bills. The Times ran an amazing report about this on Wednesday. Of nearly $85 million in donations, almost a third, $27 million, has gone to legal bills. Hey, at least this time around, he’s apparently actually paying them.
Trump will have money. There’s no use pretending he won’t."
~ Michael Tomasky
#Trump #bible #money #LegalBills #desperation #grift
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https://newrepublic.com/post/180257/trump-bible-stunt-insanely-desperate
#ArtoftheDeal Co-Author Declares ‘100%, Without Question’ #Trump Would Take #ForeignMoney to Cover #LegalBills
https://www.cnn.com/videos/title-2437739
https://www.mediaite.com/politics/art-of-the-deal-co-author-declares-100-without-question-trump-would-take-foreign-money-to-cover-legal-bills/
The joint #fundraising agreement turns on the spigots to create a much-needed #cash infusion for the #RNC, which has trailed the #DNC in its fundraising. But the fact that #SaveAmerica, #Trump’s #PAC, will also benefit from the checks cut to the joint fundraising cmte is likely to raise concerns for #donors who don’t want their #campaign #donations directed to Trump’s #LegalBills.
#law #legal #FEC #grift #SaveAmerica #PAC #Trump47 #TrumpIsBroke #BidenHarris2024
The #Trump47 Cmte — established through negotiations between the #Trump campaign & the #RNC — is a joint #fundraising vehicle that can raise hundreds of thousands of dollars from #donors & distribute that money to the Trump campaign, #SaveAmerica, the RNC & ≥39 state cmtes, acc/to a document filed w/the #FEC on Mar 19.
#grift #TrumpIsBroke #law #BidenHarris2024 #LegalBills #FEC #legal #PAC
Joint cmte allows #Trump to raise money for #LegalBills, huge checks for #RNC
New #FEC filings this wk illustrated the tremendous burden that Trump’s #legal #bills have placed on his operation, but he has a new vehicle to help him raise money for the #SaveAmerica #PAC that has handled many of those legal costs.
#grift #TrumpIsBroke #law #BidenHarris2024
https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2024/03/21/trump-joint-fundraising-committee-rnc/
Former federal #prosecutor: 'Is #DonaldTrump running for #president just to pay his #legalbills?'
During Thursday's episode of MSNBC's The Beat with Ari Melber, guest host and legal analyst Katie Phang spoke with former federal prosecutor Renato Mariotti about Donald Trump's history of using donor money to cover the millions of legal fees he's acquired, and the potential consequences of his spen...
👀 #Trump Spent $50 Million in #Donor Money on #LegalBills Last Year: Report
The #formerpresident’s #PACs are operating as #slush funds to help him #fight off a mountain of civil and criminal #cases
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