"Get the phone!" - LAUREN KILBY, S3 E6 Who Shat In My Dishwasher?, Who shat on the floor at my wedding? And other crimes #whoshat #NationalTelephoneDay #LaurenKilby

"What do you do if the person who hired you to investigate a crime turns out to be the person who actually committed the crime?" - LAUREN KILBY, E9 - On his knees, Who shat? #whoshat #LaurenKilby

"Who has been planting these stickers?" - LAUREN KILBY, S3 E11 Rural Rectal Rampage - Part Three, Who shat on the floor at my wedding? And other crimes #whoshat #NationalStickerDay #LaurenKilby

"How many wedding beans did he eat THAT day?" - LAUREN KILBY, S3 E1 Fecal Fugitive - Part One, Who shat on the floor at my wedding? And other crimes #whoshat #NationalBeanDay #LaurenKilby

"Merry Christmas." - LAUREN KILBY, S3 E13 Santa Snatcher, Who shat on the floor at my wedding? And other crimes #whoshat #ChristmasDay #LaurenKilby

"What is he hiding?" - LAUREN KILBY, S3 E8 Doggy Bag - Part Two, Who shat on the floor at my wedding? And other crimes #whoshat #LaurenKilby

"It's essentially a savory cake." - LAUREN KILBY, S2 E6 The Case Of The Tiny Suit/Case - ‘Midsommar Madness’, Who shat on the floor at my wedding? And other crimes #whoshat #NationalCakeDay #LaurenKilby

"I was actually quite bored." - LAUREN KILBY, BONUS EPISODE - 'Drunk Women Solving Crime x Who shat on the floor at my wedding', Who shat on the floor at my wedding? And other crimes #whoshat #LaurenKilby

"Two people weren't wearing underwear!" - LAUREN KILBY, E7 - File number 8653, Who shat on the floor at my wedding? And other crimes #whoshat #NationalUnderwearDay #LaurenKilby

"We never actually intended to organize a fashion show in Sweden!" - LAUREN KILBY, S2 BONUS EPISODE - ‘Hawaiian shirt fashion show’, Who shat on the floor at my wedding? And other crimes #whoshat #FashionDay #LaurenKilby