NFL Draft Whiff

Why did the NFL scout bring a ladder to the draft? Because he heard there were some high potential players he might completely miss!

Nuclear Negotiation Humour

Why did the nuclear negotiators bring a ladder to the talks? Because they heard the deal was always just out of reach!

Brain Damage Math

Why did the mathematician avoid drinking more than eight alcoholic drinks a week? Because he didn't want a 133% chance of developing vascular brain lesions!

Federal Employee Firing Joke

Why did the federal worker bring a ladder to work? Because they heard job security was on the way down!

Mars Carbon Cycle

Why did the Martian geologist refuse to publish his paper on the carbon cycle? Because he said it was just a one-way trip to nowhere!

Basketball Play-In Puns

Why was the basketball team so bad at the play-in tournament? Because they kept traveling... and not in a good way!

Champions League Exit

Why did the Real Madrid fan bring a ladder to the stadium? Because he heard their Champions League hopes were crashing out and needed to climb out of the stadium!

Menendez Brothers' Resentencing Delay

Why did the judge postpone the Menendez brothers' resentencing hearing? Because their arguments were killing everyone's time!

Rare Earths Demand

Why was the rare earth element feeling overwhelmed? Because everyone was suddenly so interested in it after the export limits, putting it under a lot of pressure!

The Fed Chair Replacement

Why did the President bring a resume to the golf course? Because he was looking for a new Fed Chair!