When you said “freedom,” I thought you meant canceling plans and laying in bed with a podcast.
Not… fireworks and awkward small talk.

🎧 Pride, Pyrotechnics, and the Patriarchy
Now playing. It’s like a firework show for your anxiety.

https://apocalypseandavocados.transistor.fm/s1/26

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Someone just asked us what we’re doing for the 4th of July and now we need to lie down.

✨ Fireworks? Emotional or literal?
✨ Hot dogs? Only if we don’t have to explain our pronouns first.
✨ Family BBQ? Only with an exit strategy and iced coffee in hand.

Our latest episode is basically that mood.
🎧 “Pride, Pyrotechnics, and the Patriarchy” is live now.
Listen while you prep your alibi for leaving the function early.
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