Manchmal kann man die Wahrheit nur mit Satire übermitteln. Danke Bänz Friedli!

«Doch all die verbalen Leuchtpetarden [Zölle etc.] sind bloss Ablenkungsmanöver, um die Welt in Atem zu halten. Auf dass Trump in aller Ruhe die Menschenrechte umgehen und die Demokratie abschaffen kann. Und was tut eine eifrige Bundespräsidentin aus tiny little Switzer- oder Swedenland …? Sie ist ihm dabei noch höflich behilflich.»
#BänzFriedli #KissMyAss
https://www.srf.ch/news/schweiz/satire-und-comedy/die-etwas-anderen-news-die-schweiz-hat-sich-in-trump-trompiert

Sticker/Icon for https://furaffinity.net/user/DoubleHelix

#furryart #doublehelix #skunk #kissmyass #mistletoe #sticker

Kiss my Ass YCH for https://bsky.app/profile/deafietechie.bsky.social

#furryart #DeafieTechie #mistletoe #ych #kissmyass

Why is it the mail is delivered by noon on most days, but if I'm expecting something, it's always late afternoon or after sunset? EVERY DAMN TIME.

#USPS #KissMyAss

I'm going to make this quite plain:

I AM NOT GOING TO WATCH YOUR MOTHERFUCKING ADS AND YOU WILL NOT MAKE ME.

FUCK YOU, YOUTUBE AND TWITCH.

#adblock #fuckyourads #kissmyass #adssuck #capitalism #youtubeads #twitchads

signed up for an online proctored math placement test through my university and the guidelines for the test is that I can't wear certain clothing or have food or water during the test...in my own home.

excuse the absolute fuck out of you?

you invade my privacy and think you can fucking dictate what i can and can't do in my own bedroom?

how bout you go fuck yourself?

#placementtestsaredumb #kissmyass #college #university #privacy #onlineproctoring #isaninvasionofprivacy

Guillotine ALL billionaires, but especially this racist piece of shit from South Africa.

#ElonSucks #EatTheRich #KissMyAss