Larger Mallet Required (t)

When Barry was invited to play croquet with the neighbors, he had no idea he would need a canon to shoot the balls through the hoops!

Gas Works Park, Seattle, Washington 2016
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Eat Natural (t)

So, at today's potluck, the various food items included mulberries, mad honey, nutmeg, sea bream heads, stilton cheese, poppy seeds, chili peppers, rye bread, areca nuts and Mary Jane's special brownies. Everyone pigged out. What a trip!

Discovery Park view, Seattle, Washington 2016
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Light Beer (t)

Moore Hops loved his job at the lighthouse. Fresh air, great view of the Olympics and free beer. Well, he got beer when he turned the light out and beer ships ran ashore.

Discovery Park, Seattle, Washington 2016
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To The Market (t)

The city has taken proactive measures by installing drainage pipes in case of a tsunami. Just like their garbage solution, all overflow will be transferred to Oregon.

Seattle, Washington 2016
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Fin Flipping

Esox Lucius was really excited to see that there was a place named after him. That is, until he realized people were buying his brothers and sisters and eating them. Disgusting!

Seattle, Washington 2016
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Daza (p)

Jimmy is a gum taster. He's paid to decide which flavors and textures are used for production. He also works as a coffee taster. He does coffee in the morning and gum chewing the rest of the day. It's pretty obvious where he does his gum tasting.

Post Alley, Seattle, Washington 2016
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Taking Options (p)

So, Caption Ahabit's plan was to use Sam the Squid as bait to catch Mobly Penis. Sam didn't think much of the idea and decided to pass on Ahabit's promise of book and movie deals.

Squid by Pat Wickline

Pike Place Market, Seattle, Washington 2016
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One (t)

Brontes took a job which required him to keep an eye out. He didn't realize his employer meant literally keep an eye out.

Cyclops Cafe & Lounge, Seattle, Washington 2016
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#photography

Lift (t)

Once again, the "Move A Mountain" contest had no winner. It seems no one can come up with a crane design that will handle the load.

Seattle, Washington 2016
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Matter Of Taste (t)

It's a good thing the old spaghetti factory is still around. The new spaghetti factory uses tofu for it's noodles. Not the same!

Seattle, Washington 2016
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