První slova Leničky po probuzení: "Já ti řeknu #vtip "
Letí letadlo a v něm sedí prezident, žák a Vláďa.
Kapitán hlásí: Padáme dolů a máme pouze dva padáky.
Prezident: "Já se musím zachránit. Bere jeden a skáče dolů"
Žák: "Přežijeme oba. To co si vzal byla moje aktovka!"

#kidjokes #kidstalk #humor

Waiting in line at Target, I'm so glad that "guess what? Chicken butt!" is alive and well in 2024

#KidJokes #KidHumor

You know what're not quite as good as acorns? B-corns.

#dadjokes #kidjokes #badjokes #badjokesonly

Why do #seaguls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.

🤣

#kidjokes #dadjoke

Joke from my 11-year-old:

I think my braces are homophobic! They keep trying to make my teeth straight!

#kidjokes #lgbtq

I find it amusing that two videos I posted yesterday got over 700 views, a few favs, hearts, and one comment. These were of my son in Walmart and his #KidJokes.

Yet, things I worked hard on are … dead. My kids are great, so I don’t blame TikTok.

www.tiktok.com/@dezplayz

#ContentCreatorProblems #contentcreator

In the meantime, my kid just told me this #joke he saw on the web:

Kid: "Daddy, did you hear about the down-on-his-luck mall Santa?"

Me: "No, what happened?"

Kid: "They call him Saint Nickel-Less."

#DadJokes #KidJokes