"Kickball leagues are only six innings." - KELSEY MCKINNEY, You Can't Fight with Heiress Tongue with Matt Bellassai, Normal Gossip #NormalGossip #NationalKickballDay #KelseyMckinney

"It is not good beer." - KELSEY MCKINNEY, Weedsgiving with Zakiya Gibbons, Normal Gossip #NormalGossip #NationalBeerDay #KelseyMckinney

"She was bit by a bunny!" - KELSEY MCKINNEY, Weedsgiving with Zakiya Gibbons, Normal Gossip #NormalGossip #Easter #Easter2026 #KelseyMckinney

"So Sarah is like a huge Zayn fan because she thinks that they have a lot in common and Alice is more of a Harry Styles gal." - KELSEY MCKINNEY, The Adventures of Flat Margaret with Jessica Goodman, Normal Gossip #NormalGossip #ZaynMalik #HappyBirthdayZaynMalik #KelseyMckinney

"I don't sleep anymore." - KELSEY MCKINNEY, Bonus Episode: Life as a New York Times Bestselling Author with Kelsey McKinney, Normal Gossip #NormalGossip #WorldSleepDay #KelseyMckinney

"He's afraid of deer!" - KELSEY MCKINNEY, Emotional Support Fruits with Samantha Irby, Normal Gossip #NormalGossip #WorldWildlifeDay #KelseyMckinney

"They're drinking frozen margaritas." - KELSEY MCKINNEY, Spot the Scammer with Claire Fallon and Emma Gray, Normal Gossip #NormalGossip #NationalMargaritaDay #KelseyMckinney

"You deserve it." - KELSEY MCKINNEY, Getting Frisky at the Black Rose with Erika Casupanan, Normal Gossip #NormalGossip #KelseyMckinney

"I'm sorry that happened to you." - KELSEY MCKINNEY, The Joy of Being a Hater with Justin Ellis, Normal Gossip #NormalGossip #KelseyMckinney

"She is chewing gum really rapidly." - KELSEY MCKINNEY, Teenage Cop Camp with Josie Duffy Rice, Normal Gossip #NormalGossip #NationalBubbleGumDay #KelseyMckinney