Mastodawn

A "news" channel saying this was the most toxic by-election history hadn't been paying any attention to British political history.

Anyways… here's Pat Bloke on the brink of tears at how diversity and multiculturalism failed and caused Muslims to vote for a party led by a gay Jewish man to elect a white working-class woman while KGBeebies' very own white, middle-class, islamophobic, Fascist-curious misogynist got his arse handed to him.

#UKPolitics
#GortonAndDenton
#KGBeebies

https://www.thepoke.com/2026/02/27/gb-news-took-reform-uks-by-election-defeat-just-as-well-as-youd-imagine-and-you-love-to-see-it/

GB News took Reform UK’s by-election defeat just as well as you’d imagine and they should make this available on prescription

Spare a thought – only kidding – for the good people of GB News, who presumably had the cider on ice for Thursday night’s be-election only for their man Matt Goodwin to go down fighting, sorry, crying to the Green party’s Hannah Spencer. And it’s fair to say Nigel Farage’s news channel wasn’t taking it […]

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Colin Sydes aka Lord SydesJokes #FBPE #FBR #Resist #Resistance Oct 9

#Brexit #FarageBrexit #FarageBoats #FarageRiots #MoscowFarage #PutinsPuppet #PutinsBitch #KGBNews #KGBeebies @nigel_farage @reformparty_uk @gbnews

H4Heights 🇪🇺🇵🇸🇺🇦🇨🇦Oct 7

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2025/oct/07/gb-news-us-expansion-trumpian-views-uk-audience
No shit Sherlock!!
#KGBeebies

GB News’s US expansion feared to be new way for Trumpian views to reach UK audience

White House backing was on full display as GB News launched The Late Show Live

The Guardian

Steven Heywood Aug 22, 2025

I'm with Colin: the verb "To oakshott" should be added to the Lexicon.

#Immigration
#KGBeebies

https://www.thepoke.com/2025/08/22/brits-moved-to-benidorm-because-there-are-too-many-foreigners-in-the-uk/

There’s not enough facepalm in the world for the bigoted Brits who moved to Benidorm because there are ‘too many foreigners’ in the UK

We’re not usually keen to share GB News clips, but this one has to be seen to be believed – and you still might be pinching yourself. The entertainment channel that passes itself off as news spoke to British immigrants in Benidorm about why they chose to live there. Brace yourselves. ‘We lost our rights, […]

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Steven Heywood Jul 28, 2025

KGBeebies free speech warrior Lucy White can't understand a conversation she's trying to eavesdrop in a busy international airport so she records it and tries to get the people she's listening to sacked.

#KGBeebies
#EverydayRacism

https://www.thepoke.com/2025/07/28/abigots-ridiculous-complaint-about-shop-workers-speaking-hindi-at-the-airport/

A bigot had a ridiculous complaint about shop workers speaking Hindi at the airport, and the internet wouldn’t let it fly – 29 first-class takedowns

Public policy specialist and free speech warrior Lucy White may need to rethink her policy of freely speaking in public about other people’s conversations after becoming the main character on UK Twitter for this spectacularly small-minded post. People weren’t about to let that fly, and these responses are exactly as scathing as they should be. […]

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Steven Heywood Dec 21, 2024

There really are times when I wonder if KGBeebies is just a stitching together of outtakes from "Rutland Weekend Television."

#KGBeebies
#UKMedia

https://www.thepoke.com/2024/12/20/this-guy-told-gb-news-even-siblings-should-be-able-to-get-married-21-reactions-to-give-you-the-heebie-gbeebies/

A GB News guest said even siblings should be able to get married – 21 funniest and totally on-point responses

GB News is partial to the odd (very odd) guest or host coming out with something completely mad, but this is probably a first, even for them. Writer Charles Amos was appearing on Britain’s Newsroom on GB News to talk about the current debate about first cousins being able to marry. And Charles is in […]

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Steven Heywood Aug 20, 2024

‘None of the information posted or repeated on this account is known by its author to involve an old man or a cat, nor intended to stir the need to say: "Well, I'll go to the foot of our stairs!" by any person or group of people (howsoever identified)’

#KGBeebies
#AirtightAlibi
#LegalBollocks

Philip C James Feb 28, 2024

Keir Starmer is wrong to say at #PMQs "the gaggle of Tory MPs moonlighting as GB News presenters."

It is in fact a gaggle of GB News presenters who moonlight as Tory MPs...

#KGBeebies #GBeebies
#Tories #Nastiz #SunakOut
#LBC #Wato #PMQ
#GeneralElectionNow!

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Philip C James Nov 9, 2023

#KGBeebies is claiming that some are outraged that the Poppy is being associated with Palestine: 'Bloody foreigners should keep their filthy mitts off our national Poppy symbol...' As ever, #GBeebies fails to identify these individuals (perhaps it's mostly the staff at GB News?).

But Palestinians see the Palestinian Poppy as a national symbol.

It's almost enough to make me want to donate again and this time wear my Poppy: kill two Right-wing Shibboleths with one stone.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_national_symbols_of_Palestine

List of national symbols of Palestine - Wikipedia

H4Heights 🇪🇺🇵🇸🇺🇦🇨🇦Oct 4, 2023

Laurence Fox arrested over remarks on Ulez cameras as GB News sacks him.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!! https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2023/oct/04/laurence-fox-arrested-over-comments-urging-people-to-vandalise-ulez-cameras?
#LoozaFox #KGBeebies

Laurence Fox arrested over remarks on Ulez cameras as GB News sacks him

Fox held ‘on suspicion of conspiring to commit criminal damage and encouraging or assisting offences to be committed’

The Guardian