As a former D.C. resident, I find it equally ludicrous and horrifying that Mad King Donald federalized policing the capitol over the teenager-enacted car jacking of a 19 y/o DOGE dude known as Big Balls.

Cannot fabricate this fvcking inanity.

Trump probably pumped Putin for pertinent strategy on how to build and deploy a “secret” police force. Which he’s definitely craved since the days of Bill Barr.

#StormTrumpers #KGBLite