What do
#dogs and
#trees have in common? They both bark.
#joke #humour #justjoking #badjokeWhat is the similarity between a tree 🌳 and a dog 🐕?
They both bark.
#badjoke #humour #justjoking #jokeWhat do you call a very small wave?
Answer: A microwave.
#badjoke #humour #justjokingBefore any
#football match a group of men give soxes to women. Apparently it's called socc-her ⚽️.
#joke,
#humour,
#justjoking.
My lawyer told me I looked like a homeless person (backpack + documents) minutes before my court hearing. When I complained, his response: "I'll be more careful with my jokes next time." A perfect example of non-apology:
https://educatedkanak.liberta.vip/a-lawyers-warmup-you-look-like-a-homeless-person-just-joking/
#JustJoking #immigrationNarratives #homeless #immigrant
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A Lawyer's Warmup: "You Look Like a Homeless Person" — Just Joking
A lawyer compares you to a homeless person right before your court hearing, then responds to your complaint with "I'll be more careful with my jokes next time"—a masterclass in avoiding accountability.
Your Well-educated KanakWhat do you call a new leaf 🍃?
Answer: A leaflet.
#badjoke #humour #justjokingHumans read
#newspapers, what do buildings read?
Answer: Wallpaper.
#joke,
#humour,
#justjokingName a type of paper that makes
#rapmusic?
Answer: Rapping paper
#justjoking,
#joke,
#badjoke