Mastodawn

What do you call a new leaf 🍃?
Answer: A leaflet.
#badjoke #humour #justjoking

Humans read #newspapers, what do buildings read?
Answer: Wallpaper.
#joke, #humour, #justjoking

Name a type of paper that makes #rapmusic?
Answer: Rapping paper
#justjoking, #joke, #badjoke

Vampire: Where's my #blood?
Porter: Its undergoing a #bloodtest.
#joke, #humour #justjoking

Who knew?
They were keeping the Epstein files in the East Wing of the White House!

In the 1980s you had to wear those to uncover inhuman infiltrators.

How do you find something you have lost? Answer: Through a search engine.
#badjoke, #humour, ##justjoking

@nixCraft .. not to talk about the keyboard! 🥶 #justjoking

Nobody seems to be eating cats and dogs anymore. Someone's gonna need to step up. #justjoking

Bluesky Social

Astronimore: What are two suns called.
Student: Brothers.