Putin Bans Everybody Who Ever Hurted Donald Trump's Feelings From Glorious Russia

Take that, Jimmy Kimmel.

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Biden Assembles Re-Election Dream Team Of Democratic All Stars ... And Eric Adams

Well, ya gotta invite him.

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PENNSYLVANIA HOUSE CLUSTERFU ... Wait, Actually, Power Transfer All Quite Civilized!

And now there'll be no more GOP mischief ever again. Right?

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Gov. Josh Shapiro Wants To Kill The Death Penalty In Pennsylvania

If successful, it will be the 26th state to outlaw the practice.

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Pennsylvania Republican Dickishness Fails, In Surprisingly Decent Outcome

Hey, that worked out pretty well!

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