"Think about it!" - JOSH SCHERER, The Human Hot Dog Paradox, A Hot Dog Is a Sandwich #AHotDogIsaSandwich #JoshScherer

"It's hummus!" - JOSH SCHERER, Is Wagyu Beef A Scam?, A Hot Dog Is a Sandwich #AHotDogIsaSandwich #InternationalHummusDay #JoshScherer

"It's got chickpeas, DUDE." - JOSH SCHERER, Is Wagyu Beef A Scam?, A Hot Dog Is a Sandwich #AHotDogIsaSandwich #NationalChickpeaDay #JoshScherer

"I don't eat a lot of raw carrots." - JOSH SCHERER, Big Mac vs. Whopper, A Hot Dog Is a Sandwich #AHotDogIsaSandwich #InternationalCarrotDay #JoshScherer

"I'm very sleepy!" - JOSH SCHERER, Pizza Hut vs. Little Caesars, A Hot Dog Is a Sandwich #AHotDogIsaSandwich #WorldSleepDay #JoshScherer

"Cereal is a dessert!" - JOSH SCHERER, Are Muffins Just Unfrosted Cupcakes?, A Hot Dog Is a Sandwich #AHotDogIsaSandwich #NationalCerealDay #JoshScherer

"That is the Egg McMuffin® for me!" - JOSH SCHERER, McMuffin vs. McGriddles, A Hot Dog Is a Sandwich #AHotDogIsaSandwich #NationalEggMcMuffinDay #JoshScherer

"Muffins are merely unfrosted cupcakes!" - JOSH SCHERER, Are Muffins Just Unfrosted Cupcakes?, A Hot Dog Is a Sandwich #AHotDogIsaSandwich #NationalMuffinDay #JoshScherer

"Muffins are a dessert!" - JOSH SCHERER, Are Muffins Just Unfrosted Cupcakes?, A Hot Dog Is a Sandwich #AHotDogIsaSandwich #NationalMuffinDay #JoshScherer

"Iodized salt does taste different." - JOSH SCHERER, Is Salt A Spice?, A Hot Dog Is a Sandwich #AHotDogIsaSandwich #JoshScherer