After $5 Million Verdict, Trump Still Trying To Slut Shame Carroll For Having A Cat Named "Vagina"

Make America 1960 again.

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The E. Jean Carroll Verdict Isn't Enough. But It's A Lot.

Goddess bless.

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Trump Lawyers Try To Limit Damages By Keeping Their Client Far Away From Carroll Jury

Can you get a custodial sentence in a defamation case?

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Trump Lawyer Channels Client In Gross Cross Examination Of E. Jean Carroll

FILTHY FILTHY FILTHY.

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Trump Is On Trial For Sexual Assault Today, And We Just Feel Tired

Trigger warning, for real.

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Trump Howls As Pecker Leaks All Over Grand Jury

These headlines really write themselves.

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Trump Sends Former Michael Cohen Lawyer To Manhattan Grand Jury To Talk Smack About ... Michael Cohen

It's only a dumb idea if it doesn't work. (It doesn't appear to have worked.)

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Trump's Lawyers Continue Pattern Of Bad Faith F*ckery In E. Jean Carroll Defamation Case

I call shenanigans!

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