It's just a little guy standing in front of #MinCup25 asking you to love it 🥺🦄💫
https://www.mineralcup.org/2025/vote
Dorky Forbidden Jelly Baby Dioptase needs a votes push to the end! Squishy hug time, get your yummy candy here! 🫂
It's a silly cyclosilicate resident of Oz as seen in the "If I only had an emerald brain" guy in the post above. Under 2 hours left to vote today, and if it gets through, please vote for #dioptase in the final starting right after it as well!
#HesJustALittleGuy #ForbiddenJellyBaby #JollyRancher #JellyBaby #ForbiddenCandy #TheWizardOfOz #turquoise #meme
Bonus #DadJokes :
Q: What sort of horses come out after dark? A: Nightmares.
A horse walks into a bar. “Hey,” says the barman. “Yes please,” says the horse.
(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)
#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Horse #Horses #Cows #Horsetodon #Cowstodon #DadJoke #JollyRancher #Puns #BadPuns
Finally found the #JollyRancher #JollyRancherFreezeDried candies at #Target yesterday. We'd been able to try some from a third-party vendor at the Los Angeles Lantern Festival last year, and they were delicious.
These are a little bit chewier whereas the third-party vendor's version pretty much just melted in your mouth, almost like cotton candy.
These are still way too tasty for my good. My favorite is the watermelon flavor.
@courtcan In my (unfortunate) experience a couple years ago, the "rough" part about #Paxlovid is the taste, which is even more manageable than nausea. Our neighbors dropped a bag of #JollyRancher hard candies in our mailbox which nipped that problem in the bud. Take the damn meds!
(And, seriously, WTF is wrong with that doctor?!)
0 likes, 0 comments - drhowardsmithreports on August 26, 2024: "Popsicle Jolly Rancher Pops have an allergen The Food and Drug Administration and Unilever US are recalling Popsicle Jolly Rancher Green Apple, Blue Raspberry, Grape Frozen Confection Pops. These frozen confections contain undeclared milk. Those with an allergy to milk could develop a serious or life-threatening allergic reaction should they consume this product. Only products for individual sale are affected rather than boxes of pops. If you have these pops in your freezer, do not consume them. For more information and refunds, visit popsicle recall.com. https://www.fda.gov/safety/recalls-market-withdrawals-safety-alerts/unilever-us-issues-allergy-alert-undeclared-milk-popsicle-jolly-rancher-singleserve-frozen #popsicle #jollyrancher #milk #allergy #recall".
Can you still call it a #JollyRancher if it’s a #gummy? - Jolly Rancher Sour Misfits - http://www.candycritic.org/Jolly%20Rancher%20Sour%20Misfits.htm
Look #JollyRancher I know I have #Diabetes and all, but I'm gonna need you to be at least 50% more Passive aggressive in your corporate scolding.
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