NicMy son just accused me of lying.
I wouldn’t mind, but I don’t even have any children!
My brother used to race horses, but he didn’t do well at it. They were always so much faster than he was.
Why did the non-binary prospector head out west?
Because there was gold in them/their hills!
#jokeoftheday #dadjokes #nonbinaryhumour #riskofcancellation
Q What do a cigarette and a hamster have in common?
A They’re both perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them.
I couldn't pay my water bill. My friend sent me some flowers with a note saying “get well soon”!
AmoraI made a decision to throw out all my socks
But then I got cold feet and changed my mind
≡≡ FLΔCHWITZ•FΔBRIK ≡≡If you drive a Subaru in reverse, what are you?
U r a bus!
Remember when plastic surgery was a taboo subject?
Now you mention Botox and no-one raises an eyebrow!