Q What do you call a Scotsman with one foot inside his hoose and one foot outside?
A Hame-ish

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Q Why did the cowboy get a dachsund?
A Someone said “get along little doggie!”

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People overcome adversity all the time. Look at Beethoven! They told him he was deaf, but did he listen?

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Laughter is the best medicine unless you have diarrhea

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“Will I be alright, Doc?”
“I doubt it. Mercury is in Uranus”
“I don’t believe all that astrology stuff”
“Neither do I. My thermometer just broke!”

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"I’ve got fingers in so many pies, I've got gravy up to my elbows"

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I am pleased to announce that after three years hard work I have been awarded a first class degree in Salad Preparation. I now have lettuce after my name!

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Q What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?
A One has claws at the ends of its paws and the other is a pause at the end of a clause.

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