It's my Constipation Recovery group tonight.
Sadly I can't go.

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What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?

An investigator
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My friend got a degree in Egyptology but couldn’t a job. So he is now studying for a PhD so he can work teaching Egyptology to other people. In his case, college is literally a pyramid scheme.

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Q What do you call a Scotsman with one foot inside his hoose and one foot outside?
A Hame-ish

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Q Why did the cowboy get a dachsund?
A Someone said “get along little doggie!”

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People overcome adversity all the time. Look at Beethoven! They told him he was deaf, but did he listen?

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Laughter is the best medicine unless you have diarrhea

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