Now, if they had called Boris "The Liar" Johnson a liar, no one would have noticed ......

#toryscum
#ToryCorruption
#ToryLies
#ToryLiars
#JohnsonTheLiar
#JohnsonTheFailedPM
#JohnsonTheCorruptPM

He forgot ……. a bit like he forgot that he was married.

#JohnsonTheLiar

#JohnsonPartiedWhilePeopleDied

#johnsonpartygate

#JohnsonLiedPeopleDied

#JohnsonTheFailedPM

#JohnsonTheCorruptPM

After much cogitation, deliberation and research, Boris Johnson the failed, corrupt, disgraced, prosecuted ex MP and PM comes up with the next catchy three word slogan for his successor’s successor ……

#ToryCorruption

#ToryLiars

#ToryLies

#JohnsonTheLiar

#JohnsonPartiedWhilePeopleDied

#JohnsonTheCorruptPM

#JohnsonTheTraitor

#JohnsonTheFailedPM

Shocked, I tell you. Shocked.

Not.

#JohnsonTheLiar

#JohnsonLiedPeopleDied

#JohnsonPartiedWhilePeopleDied

#JohnsonTheCorruptPM

#JohnsonTheFailedPM

#JohnsonTheTraitor

Shocked, I tell you. Shocked.

#JohnsonTheLiar

#JohnsonTheCorrupt

#JohnsonTheCorruptPM

#JohnsonTheFailedPM