Now, if they had called Boris "The Liar" Johnson a liar, no one would have noticed ......

#toryscum
#ToryCorruption
#ToryLies
#ToryLiars
#JohnsonTheLiar
#JohnsonTheFailedPM
#JohnsonTheCorruptPM

He forgot ……. a bit like he forgot that he was married.

#JohnsonTheLiar

#JohnsonPartiedWhilePeopleDied

#johnsonpartygate

#JohnsonLiedPeopleDied

#JohnsonTheFailedPM

#JohnsonTheCorruptPM

After much cogitation, deliberation and research, Boris Johnson the failed, corrupt, disgraced, prosecuted ex MP and PM comes up with the next catchy three word slogan for his successor’s successor ……

#ToryCorruption

#ToryLiars

#ToryLies

#JohnsonTheLiar

#JohnsonPartiedWhilePeopleDied

#JohnsonTheCorruptPM

#JohnsonTheTraitor

#JohnsonTheFailedPM

Shocked, I tell you. Shocked.

Not.

#JohnsonTheLiar

#JohnsonLiedPeopleDied

#JohnsonPartiedWhilePeopleDied

#JohnsonTheCorruptPM

#JohnsonTheFailedPM

#JohnsonTheTraitor

Breaking news. Paparazzi snap Nadine “mad dog” Dorries in the car with failed, corrupt, disgraced, prosecuted former PM.

#JohnsonTheLiar

#JohnsonPartiedWhilePeopleDied

#JohnsonTheCorruptPM

#JohnsonBustedFlush

Shocked, I tell you. Shocked.

#JohnsonTheLiar

#JohnsonTheCorrupt

#JohnsonTheCorruptPM

#JohnsonTheFailedPM

Failed, disgraced, incompetent, convicted clown takes a final bow.

#JohnsonTheLiar

#JohnsonTheCorruptPM

#JohnsonTheCorrupt

#johnsonthetraitor

Government advice to whole nation : abide by the rules everybody.

Doris Johnson : Everybody except me.

#JohnsonTheLiar

#JohnsonTheCorruptPM

#ToryCovidDisaster

#JohnsonIsALiar

#JohnsonTheCorruptPM

Classic Johnson ……. voting against something that he “delivered” and signed off as an “oven ready deal”.

I’m furious beyond words.