Huzzay! Debt Ceiling Raised, Catastrophe Averted, Republicans And Joe Manchin :(

Everything's coming up Milhouse!

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Secret Behind KFC Fried Chicken Revealed! Tabs, Tues., May 2, 2023

It's salt and grease!

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Fox News Slightly Less Racist Now That Tucker Carlson's Gone. Tabs, Tues., April 25, 2023

Come and get your Tabs!

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Good For John Fetterman!

It is a pretty big deal for a sitting politician to go and get help for depression.

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What If 'Lady Macbeth' Pulled A 'Paul Is Dead' With John Fetterman?

The Fake Fetterman Conspiracy!

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Celebs Who Got Addicted To Drugs As Child Actors! Tabs, Fri., Feb. 17, 2023

No need to link when the answer is DUH OBVS ALL OF THEM. Morning news roundup!

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Conservatives Having Jolly Old Time Making Fun Of, Threatening Officials' Families

We're so old we remember ... you know the rest!

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2022: The Year In Losing Senate Loons

Democrats defied the odds!

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