sentient waterJan 16, 2023
@JenYetAgain Danger John Mastodon! Danger! #JohnMastodonHasYourBack
sentient waterJan 14, 2023

@JohnMastodonFacts John Mastodon emerged fully formed from the head of Alan Turing & immediately strummed the Enigma decryption keys to him on a lyre made from resistors.

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Show threadsentient waterDec 30, 2022
@godlessmom Totally with you. It's all quite intentional autocrats, bullies, literal murderers are filling the space. I met wonderful ppl there but all the cool ones #migrated to here cos they know #JohnMastodonHasYourBack I've backed up, said bye & will delete the app before this year ends.
sentient waterDec 22, 2022
https://is.gd/uKRA6l Well, well, well did anyone else doubt that #JohnMastodonHasYourBack ? Despite the liberation & calm & beauty & safety are all likely candidates for the uptick but it's likely to be how Purply it is.
Show threadsentient waterDec 22, 2022
@elonmusk #JohnMastodonHasYourBack #JohnMastodon WINS!!!
sentient waterDec 19, 2022
#JohnMastodonHasYourBack
Show threadYaseen, Yaseen of Yaseen πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈDec 18, 2022
@bitchfox #JohnMastodonHasYourBack
FluffyCowBird βœ…Dec 18, 2022

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#OtherThingsJohnMastodonDid

#JohnMastodon cracked the code to Linear A.

The first clay tablet he read bore the label "Boring Tax Stuff". When he realized what all the subsequent inscriptions were about, to avoid embarrassing the ancient Minoans, he uncracked it. Now we'll never know.

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