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John Mastodon has 8675309 followers

John Mastodon was born at: 1970-01-01T00:00:00

John Mastodon logs on with a Commodore69 🔥

all his toots come highly fedi-rated 📈

He doesn't always wear it
But when he does, it's
Toot of the Loom

John Mastodon once rolled 21 for every one of his characters’ stats.

On a d20.

The turkey John Mastodon makes for Thanksgiving is never dry.

John Mastodon once carried one Arnold Schwarzenegger on each shoulder like they were nothing but tree trunks.

#JohnMastodon is rumored to be on the brink of releasing his debut dance video to #TikTok

Known as the BeepWheel, analysts forecast the dance will generate over a trillion views and become a viral craze unlike any the world has ever seen.

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#JohnMastodon has an unblinking, all seeing third eye hidden underneath his beard.

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