I found #JohnMastdon at the Toledo #zoo!
@m_bs we need more of them. #johnmastdon is the GOAT

So, it's official, the birdsite will get a complete rewrite. Here is the future CTO explaining what this means. He is a genius. #johnmastdon should listen to him.

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@mmpadellan

Well I'm here and follow you so it's all good.

#JohnMastdon

@annakappa @storm da qui non t'immagini le risate clicca su: #johnmastdon 🤣💪 e poi guarda che emoji   

Thanks to ChatGPT, I found a long-lost sea shanty about #johnmastdon

Oh ho ho and a bottle of rum,
We'll sing a shanty for John Mastodon,
A social media entrepreneur bold,
With a following of users young and old.

So let's raise a glass to John Mastodon,
A true pioneer of the digital age,
We'll follow him to the ends of the earth,
And share our adventures on the Mastodon page!

As #JohnMastdon decreed!
Hypocrisy and Fear All the Way Down at Twitter

After you’ve drawn such a strong distinction on speech and human freedom, you can’t make any mistake about the side on which you belong.

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In the beginning #JohnMastdon arranged for sustenance to be personally delivered to new instances