Seen in a tutoring job ad:

"[My son] is a varsity rower, so efficiency and focus matter."

Gotcha... so I'll be efficient and focused for your son but not for other students.

(Newsflash: I'm always focused and efficient, varsity rower or not.)

#tutoring #JobAd #focus #efficiency

Pro-tip, from a math tutor:

When you post a tutoring job ad, be as specific as possible with your ad.

Someone posted an ad.

I replied immediately.

They came to me 1.5 hours after their posting with requirements that were not in the original ad.

Did they conceive of those requirements between having posted the and contacting me?

I doubt it.

They just underspecified in the ad, and corrected that when they decided to talk to me.

We could have saved us both some time if the specifications had been clearly laid out in the original ad, because, guess what,? I would have passed.

Their requirements were legitimate, but I just don't work the way they want. I also have to say that if I had known those requirements, I would have asked for more money. It seems to me what they wanted was more a *teacher* than a *tutor*.

So I passed. I was polite. I did not berate them... but I passed on the offer.

#ProTip #math #tutoring #JobAd

Seen in a job ad:

"I'd like a tutor who can help."

(This was the entire ad.)

 

It is very important to specify that you'd like a tutor *who can help*. Otherwise, you might get a useless tutor, who just sits there and goes, "bflrpbflrpbflrpbflrpbflrpbflrp..."

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#tutoring #JobAd

L. Nortmann, A. Reiners and S. Dreizler are advertising 3 PhD positions in Exoplanet Science at @unigoettingen in the fields of exoplanet atmospheres, radial velocity measurements, and astronomical instrumentation.

ad: https://obp.uni-goettingen.de/en-US/Stellen/StellenDruck/76220

application: https://obp.uni-goettingen.de/de-de/OBF/Index/76220

Deadline to apply is 15 January 2026.

The PhD projects are based on high-resolution spectroscopic observations. The exoplanet atmosphere and radial velocity projects will have access to CARMENES and CRIRES+ data and be embedded in preparation for ELT observations. The project on the radial velocity search for exoplanets will be involved in planning and implementation of the Second Earth and MOSES Spectrographs, and in the PLATO Ground-based observing program. The instrumentation project will focus on calibrating the next generation of high-precision radial velocity spectrographs.

#JobAd #PhD #PhDPosition #Goettingen #UniGoettingen #Exoplanets #Spectroscopy #Astrodon #Astronomy #Astrophysics #GetFediHired

Seen in a tutoring job posting:

"I need a tutor?"

 

I don't know. Do you need a tutor?

#tutoring #JobAd

"Look for a tutor in Alegrara 2."

Alegrara?  

#tutoring #JobAd

Two postdoctoral positions in the SWI project for science operations and data calibration

via https://www.mps.mpg.de/career/jobs

Postdoctoral researcher (f/m/d) in SWI Data Calibration
https://karriere.mps.mpg.de/jobposting/8e60b63f3e8816590ea06ecc33d616b12ce38cee0

Postdoctoral researcher (f/m/d) in SWI Science Operations
https://karriere.mps.mpg.de/jobposting/b81c89db137114f1dee1f7fd754ff71423403aff0

Application deadline is Oct, 31. 2025

#MPSGoettingen #JUICE #JUICEMission #JobAd #python #C #astrodon #space

Job offers

MPS Jobs and Career. Job offers at the Max Planck Institute for Solar System Research. Latest employment opportunities. Please also check the German page.

Seen in a tutoring job ad:

"Looking for a good tutor [...]"

Thank god you specified that you were looking for a *good* tutor. I'm actually a terrible tutor, so I'm going to take myself out of the running.

 

(For the record, there was no further specification of what "good" means.)

#tutoring #JobAd #good

Seen in a tutoring job ad:

"My daughter is struggling with math. I believe it's for precalculus."

 You *believe* it is for precalculus???

"Or it could be nuclear physics, for all I know. Oh, shit, here she comes! Better hide!"

#tutoring #JobAd

Seen in a tutoring job ad:

"For my first session, I would appreciate some help studying and building fluency on a specific topic for an upcoming quiz."

Does not mention the topic.

Because, yes, we tutors are just encyclopedias who can deal with all topics with equal ease.

 

#tutoring #JobAd