It really feels great to see an ad saying they need an in-person tutor ASAP... but the only location information is the time zone.

 

#tutoring #JobAd

No, I'm not going to respond to your tutoring job offer. It's not that I cannot "explain clearly." It is that your wall of text indicates you are too demanding.

#tutoring #JobAd

Why am I seeing an ad for tutoring in calculus, but the course listed in the description is "Object-Oriented Programming?"

Confused parent?

#tutoring #JobAd

Okay, so there's a tutoring ad that has been there for over 8 hours now. This means there's not enough takers to make it go away.

When tutoring ads disappear within minutes 8 hours is quite remarkable.

I'm makes me feel kinda good to realize that I'm not the only one that's not going to touch this one with a hundred-foot pole.

#tutoring #JobAd

Okay, so I see a job offer.

In this offer there are a bunch of very exacting requirements, but the person offering it barely pays the minimum rate.

I pass...

So now I see another offer, with the very same requirement and coming from the very same person, but now they offer a rate more than twice the original rate.

Makes me think that they got a reality check from someone.

I'm still passing because I don't want that level of micromanagement.

I'm not the only one passing. This type of job offer is usually gone within 2-4 minutes. It's been there for at least 20 minutes. (ETA: it is now gone, but it was there for over 25 minutes.)

Some people have a knack for painting themselves as ogres... and most tutors don't want to deal with ogres.

 

#tutoring #JobAd

Seen in a tutoring ad:

"tomtodayorrow"

"Do I want tutoring today or tomorrow? Hmm... tomorrow. Aw... fuck it, today. Er.... nah... tomorrow."

Or maybe it is a Schrödinger's day, and the wave hasn't collapsed yet.

#tutoring #JobAd

Hey folks, the company I am now working for is hiring right now! Feel free to message me if you have any questions, but I am quite new in the company. I am not involved in the hiring process, but I know there's a lot of folks looking:

https://recareai.com/karriere#open-positions

Job is fully remote from select countries.

#jobs #job #jobAd #getFediHired

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Seen in a tutoring ad for the SAT:

"My son would like to raise his score to 200 points."

 **to** 200???? Or **by** 200?

There's a difference. A score of 200 on the SAT is an abject failure.

 

#tutoring #SAT #JobAd

RE: https://mas.to/@Bracco_JP/116437013046549908

My prehistory lab, the LAMPEA in Aix-en-Provence, is hiring a #PhD candidate on this truly fascinating topic. English speaking candidates are welcome, and the area ain't a bad place to stay :)

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Are you looking for a PhD position in the field of experimental planetary science? Do you have a background in Geochemistry, Mineralogy, Petrology, or Earth and Planetary Sciences in general?

The ERC Starting Grant group ELMO led by Christian Renggli @bsky.app.profile.renggli.bsky.social is looking for a doctoral researcher to join them: https://www.mps.mpg.de/phd/experimental-laboratory-magma-ocean

Application deadline is 1 June 2026.

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Open PhD project in the ERC ELMO group

Open PhD project, apply to IMPRS anytime: Solar System. Advisor Christian Renggli at MPI for Solar System Research.