"So why did anyone come to aid the #USA after 9/11? 🤔

#Fox News host #Jesse_Watters on future plans regarding #Greenland:

“And being friendly to the world is what got us in this mess. We're not in high school. We don't need friends. Every country puts their interests first, and when our interests align, we can do business.

And when they don't - that's life. If we have to burn down a few bridges with #Denmark to take #Greenland… we're big boys,

World Famous Actor 'Dawson Creek' Very Angry At DNC For Some Reason!

Shut up, Joey Potter's stupid ex-boyfriend. #TeamPacey

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Jesse Watters And Nick Fuentes Have Dirty Old Perv Creeper Contest, Both Win!

Just kidding, it's not a contest.

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Fox News Had A 'Great Replacement' White Supremacy Contest And Laura Ingraham Won!

Take turns, guys.

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Jesse Watters Can Tell Who's 'Illegal' Just By Looking At Them, So He's Replacing Tucker, Right?

Who else is ready on day one to be the misogynistic racist garbage asshole Tucker's audience craves?

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Glenn Greenwald Misses His Friend Tucker, Glenn Loves His Friend, YOU DON'T KNOW HIM LIKE GLENN KNOWS HIM!

Glenn is going through a thing.

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Cry More, Jesse Watters

So much blubbering about Donald Trump potentially being indicted.

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Wowwww Everyone Saying Wokey McBankFace Gave Black Lives Matter $73M Is A Goddamn Liar

And they kiss their mothers with those lie-mouths.

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Do Banks Fail Because They're Too Nice To Gays? Is That How The Financial System Works?

Fox News and Republicans know their constituents are stupid enough to believe this garbage. So they lie to them.

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Kevin McCarthy Launches Totally Legit Bipartisan 'Kick Democrats Off Committees' Task Force!

What could go wrong?

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