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Jonno Duniam, Shadow Minister for Home Affairs and Immigration, dressed and coifurred by ChatGPT, attempts a Jehdi Mind Trickโ„ข.

#JonnoDuniam #LNP #JediMindTrick

The AI marketing droids are jedi mind tricking your boss into thinking AI codes better than you do. It doesn't. It approximates a pattern it thinks is best. The pattern is a weighted approximation of everything it has gobbled up. And if that pattern is anything close to what I've seen in my career, it's around 28% decent code, 2% golden awesome, and 70% shit.

Oh and half the shit source code in the pattern is only shitty because it allows execution without validating its context correctly (or at all lol). And AI might try to do it's pattern matching parlor trick to the best of its ability, but it is constrained to a context relative to how well the user understands and has inputted it, and also from the implied context of the mass of stuff it has consumed - it still can't evaluate it meaningfully or "understand" it (Ai being not actually intelligent), so...

Admitting defeat to the point I skimmed over, the jedi mind trick has worked so far. Your boss will probably (or has already) still gut some other critical budget to buy this crap and demand the parlor trick. Be safe everyone.

#AI #aisucks #marketing #programming #jedimindtrick

Leaving digital breadcrumbs of fake info online? ๐Ÿค” Not the Jedi mind trick you were hoping for! ๐Ÿ™„ This article's advice is like trying to hide from the Empire with a paper bag over your head. Good luck with that. ๐Ÿ›ธ
https://blog.alcazarsec.com/posts/should-you-leave-red-herrings-about-yourself-online #digitalbreadcrumbs #fakeinfo #JediMindTrick #EmpireHiding #onlineprivacy #HackerNews #ngated
Should you leave red herrings about yourself online?

Most people should not treat fake bios and poisoned search results as their main privacy play. Pseudonyms and compartmentalization usually beat spraying lies; targeted decoys are a different tool entirely.

Alcazar
These aren't the droids you're looking for - Wikipedia

๐Ÿš€ Princeton's 30-year quest to prove humans can Jedi-mind-trick machines just closed shop. ๐ŸŽฉโœจ Apparently, after decades of "scientific" poking at gadgets, they've concluded that #consciousness is still as mysterious as a magician's rabbit. ๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ”ฎ Move over, science fictionโ€”it seems engineering needed a reality check! ๐Ÿ™ƒ
https://pearlab.icrl.org/ #PrincetonQuest #JediMindTrick #Mystery #EngineeringRealityCheck #HackerNews #ngated
Princeton Engineering Anomalies Research

You know, being a Gray Jedi, Fervis gets to enjoy the best of both worlds. Here, he's making use of that good old Jedi Mind Trick. Now get to the paws, slut~

Art by https://www.furaffinity.net/user/dirty-bird

Loth-Wolf is https://linktr.ee/Ra_Zim 

#furry #furryart #nsfw #paws #hypnosis #mindcontrol #jedimindtrick #footfocus #footfetish #sheath

: #baghdadbarbi #democrats #donaldtrump #eightysix47 #jedimindtrick #jeffreyepstein #pedophiles #pedophilesliberationfront #pedophilia #sociopathicallycorrect #uspol #uspolitics :

TRUMP APPROVAL RATING
THE JEFFREY EPSTEIN EFFECT
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One would imagine Donald Trump is thinking up sociopathically-correct ways of saying this: - maybe, There are very fine people on both sides of the pedophilia isssue. He could turn to Baghdad Barbi for help. When he can get a few minutes freed up from golf, Trump can found a Pedophiles Liberation Front (PLF).

Jedi Mind Trick on the American People: These aren't the Jeffrey Epstein files you want to see.

Eightysix47

These aren't the diversity you're looking for. #vote #election #monoculture #jedimindtrick