🐾✨ Behold, the xPal Encrypted Messenger, a majestic fusion of furry dreams and engineering nightmares! 🤖🔧 With the security of a leaky bucket and the elegance of a duct-taped keyboard, it's the perfect choice for those who think JavaScript is a feature, not a requirement. 🙈💻
https://furry.engineer/@soatok/114381133533722007 #xPalMessenger #FurryDreams #EngineeringNightmares #JavaScriptNotRequired #SecureCommunication #HackerNews #ngated
Soatok Dreamseeker (@[email protected])

Attached: 1 image Let's talk about **xPal**, which purports to be an encrypted messaging app. https://xpal.com Anyone that reads my blog probably [already knows where this is going](https://soatok.blog/encrypted-messaging-apps/). If this post accidentally reaches escape velocity and people that don't know me find it: Hi, I'm a furry cryptography nerd. Usually when I talk about so-called private apps, it's to disclose vulnerabilities in them. (Today, I just don't have the damn energy to do a formal write-up.) Let's start with how they market their app.

Furry.Engineer - Duct tape, hotfixes, and poor soldering!
The CW/NSFW feature is nearly complete, it may not look pretty at first but we will improve the CW UI eventually. It works without js using the HTML5 <details> tag! #JavascriptNotRequired