Oh it's "once daily Jardiance" not "one steely Jardiance"

#Jardiance
#BigPharma
#SideEffectsMayInclude
#TheSpiritOf70sAnd80sTVThemeSongsLivesOn

THAT BIZARRE JARDIANCE COMMERCIAL REIMAGINED!

VERSE:
I have a Girl Scout cookie habit.
I don't manage it well.

I put bacon on my ice cream.
And I'm porky as hell.

Heartburn, gout, and flatulence.
Are features of my life.

CHORUS:
Bring me another trough of Mac & cheese.
And a 1/4 pound pork chop please.

Although I'd rather be at Taco Bell.
I'm in this dumb commercial cuz I have some Pharma to sell.

#JARDIANCE
#tv
#tvcommercial
#pharma
#television

Some enterprising young director should put on a Broadway musical comprised solely of pharmaceutical song and dance numbers taken from cable TV commercials.

#ozempic
#skyrizi
#ImLoweringMyA1C
#Jardiance
#cologuard

That campaign brag sheet is about to get substantially bigger.

“The first negotiations will be over 10 drugs selected by the administration, including blood thinners #Eliquis and #Xarelto and the diabetes drugs #Jardiance and #Januvia. The lower prices for those drugs are scheduled to go into effect at the beginning of 2026. Other drugs will be negotiated in the years that follow.”

#medication #pharmaceuticals #medicine #drugs

https://www.nytimes.com/2023/10/03/us/politics/drug-makers-negotiate-prices-medicare.html

#Biden administration names 10 #PrescriptionDrugs for #PriceNegotiations

1. #Eliquis, a #BloodThinner;
2. #Jardiance, which treats #diabetes & #HeartFailure;
3. #Xarelto, another #BloodThinner.
4. 5. & 6. #Januvia, #Farxiga & #NovoLog, treat #diabetes among other conditions;
7. & 8. #Enbrel & #Stelara, for #arthritis & #psoriasis;
9. #Entresto, for #HeartFailure; &
10. #Imbruvica, for #cancers of the #blood.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/health/2023/08/29/medicare-drug-price-negotiations/