@VisualInspiration
- Hi, I’m Wloulaoup and since I have Newt Invest manage my finances I run my own jungle, my own lagoon and my own caipidingsda. Be aquatic! Let Newf Invest do your…
- Cut! Did he say “Newf“? He can babble any bullshit he likes but he has to pronounce the company’s name right. They won’t buy it…
- AIIIAAIIAAAAAA….!
- He, what’s that?
- That’s Tarzan. He’s rehearsing for the cough drop commercial.
- Good heavens!
- Another one, then?
- Yes. But shut the doors and tell Mr. Aquatic about the pronounciation first.
- But he bites if someone criticises him.
- Send an intern then. Promise some casting shots.
- I’ll try to find one...

Five interns later.

- Hi, I’m Wloulaoup and since I… since have Newt Invest manage my lagoon... I run my own… oh, can I have another one of these…
- CUUUUUUUT!

#writingprompt
#microfiction
#jackarnold