📧 So, Iranian hackers supposedly waltzed into the #FBI director's #email like it was the neighborhood lemonade stand... because who needs #cybersecurity when you have JS enabled and ad blockers disabled? 🤡 Thanks, Reuters, for the tech advice—I'll disable my skepticism next! 🙄
https://www.reuters.com/world/us/iran-linked-hackers-claim-breach-of-fbi-directors-personal-email-doj-official-2026-03-27/ #IranianHackers #Breach #JSenabled #AdBlockersDisabled #HackerNews #ngated

🐢 #Forbes published a riveting tale of Claude's existential crisis as #ChatGPT users flee. 🤖 It's like watching a turtle race a jet engine and wondering why the turtle's out of breath. 🚀 Pro tip: enable JS for optimal confusion.
https://www.forbes.com/sites/barrycollins/2026/03/06/claude-struggles-to-cope-with-chatgpt-exodus/ #existentialcrisis #techhumor #turtlesvjetengines #JSenabled #HackerNews #ngated