People treat me like a God.

They ignore me until they need my help.

#jokes

There was a man from Afghanistan
Who was scheming to carry out a plan
But he got shot
In the wrong spot
Now he's not really a man.

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I went to Tibet with my mama
We rode though the mountains on llamas
But I couldn't wait to get back
To my home where it is flat
On the sunny beach in the Bahamas

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"I've never seen anyone ride their own D so hard" (Referring to President Pee on Me)

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There was a young lady from Beaulieu
Who always worried undeaulieu
She asked 'Is it better
To finish a letter
With 'Faithfully Yours' or 'Yours treaulieu'?'

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...Everything was explained in painstaking detail...

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I’m trying to figure out the reason why I have such difficulty operating my doorbell.

I just can’t put my finger on it.

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There once was a dog named Dred
His masters name was Fred
He fell off his bike
When he hit a spike
Now Dred's master is dead.

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