there once was a bear named gee
he got himself caught in a tree
as much as he wiggled
as much as he jiggled
he just could not get himself free

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there once was a fish named fred,
his brain was made of lead,
he drank too much beer,
that old high school year,
and now fred in dead cause you don't mix beer and lead

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There was a man who played chess
The doctors all called it obsess
Each day he played hours
And never took showers
Now he's a bit of a mess

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People always say I look good for my age because I tell them I’m 96.
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Today, I was conned into buying a broken old mirror.

I'm afraid it's going to reflect poorly on me.

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Walking the dog one day, minding your own business...

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There was a congressman named Sonny
his last great act wasn't funny
with his legs bent at his knees
he slammed into a tree
from his death Cher is still making money

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There once was a girl named muffy
She acted a lot like a tuffy
She had two big feet
Oh, she thought they were neat
Till she slipped and fell on her duffy

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